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The ASS & The Outfit!

Yesterday I was sittin at Jack Asses with a couple boys from work. This Brenda hottie shows up who I have not seen for a while. One problem, she’s with her old lady, who must have been a fox in her time (Yummy Mummy) Anyway the last time I saw her was like six months ago and I thought I would never see her again. So I wrote her a simple little note.

You know: Nice to see you, What’s going on, Heres my email and # stay in touch….

Well now your thinkin big fuckin deal. Listen, heres where it gets interesting — I finish writing the note and another chickie from work shows up [Christie] who also is not to bad. Now there are the Boys with Christie and Brenda with her Mother at the next table.

So here’s the predicament: How do you make the pass infront of Christie and the others Mom without it blowing up in your face…?

Now if thats not enough, Two more Hotties show up from CTV, Anita and Jenny (Blonde Tighties). We now have three tables spread through the entire padio, all with hot girls, one mother and a note that must be passed.

Here’s how it went: I grabbed my pint, left my two boys with Christie and ventured down to the other ladies table to say hi and chat them up a little. I’m sittin there with the ladies (lookin like the biggest pimp! all the other dudes couldn’t believe that I was chattin up all these ladies) when Brenda and her Mom get up to leave. I’m thinking “Great…..The moment of truth – Time for Seshbong to shine.” …And boy, did I ever!!!!! First she went to my other table to say bye, then she came over to me while I was sittin with the tighties. I grabed the note out of my pocket, grabbed her hand and placed it inside (her mom was right there, and loved it) She’s like, “What this?” I say, “Email… Stay in touch”. She smiles, says “Of course!” and leaves.

Now Jenny and Anita were shocked that I had the balls to do that right infront of them, but I could tell the had instant SLUSH-PANTIES – they fuckin loved it….Christie was oblivious to the pass, so It worked out perfectly…..Let’s just say that I was very proud of myself………

And Ouija, more pics are on the way…..

SESHBONG