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Today I ran into an old peer from high school, I must stress PEER, cause I really didn’t like him. So as he notices me and flags me over from my more important and signifcant life I think to my self Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited me again… Anway he starts to speak to me and I just don’t give a fuck at all I mean I’m already visualizing the duct tape over his mouth. Any connection between his reality and mine is purely coincidental. Since I have not seen him for a long time and the fact I never really talked to him made him a stranger to me some Joe yapping to me like I care for the problem he has, I don’t know what his problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Then I stoped and thought to my self that I am being one really mean mother fucker but then again It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off. He finally stops moving his teeth up and down with this deep stare at me….. Oh he was waiting for a responce to what ever the fuck he just said so I said back to him “The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist, and if really want to get along with me you will learn to worship me.” He just looked at me like a hillbilly staring at a girl that is not his own sister and realizing that there is more than Ma and Sis in the world to Fuck. So I said “I am just kidding” Oh and that did it He went on for about five more minutes. During this time he was validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Then the thought came actually listen to him, NO I think it is time to up my medication. Finally he stops thank the lord so I nod yes and say ” Sorry man I am late and Thank you. I am all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.” He looks at me as I walk quickly away from him and says “lets have coffee sometime” I look back and yell

“How about never? Is never good for you? “

I heard that a little man by the name of Jared Bernie-Browne likes to get BEEF DIPS. Is this info correct or not.