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Now, this is what I think the R.C.M.P. are up to, behind closed doors. Performed by yours truly..

The dirty man stumbles through the lobby doors and falls to the ground.He has a massive gash on his head somewhere and blood is driping down and off his chin.The dirty man has no face.No face because the blood has swallowed it.As the dirty man lay on the ground bleeding the powerful smell of shit takes over the room.This is when I realized that the dirty man had shit himself.

Yes, I know this sounds fucking gross but it’s what welcomed me home this evening and boy did I feel at home.I would have normaly liked to see a homeless man bleed to death in front of me but, the smell of shit was just gross. Well, to make a short story shorter the EMS came and got the greasy fuck.Then I wrote this. Later OG’s

Feed me Seamor, feed me! All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth and a hit of acid.I asked Santa last year for a four foot bong but, you all know that jolly son of a bitch.He has no time for the middle man.ohhhh no!!! That fat fuck is just lazy sittin around on his rolly polly ass all year.The Blob doe’snt even make the fuckin toys, he has a bunch of little slaves to do his biding.I hate that basterd, I can almost picture him sitting in his rocking chair by the fire.His pants around his ankles gettin head from an elf and smokin a fatty.oh what a life..All the silver and Gold I want,Not to mention all the naked elfs to abuse,HaHa

Peace till next time/

Everyone smoke a spliff in the white fluffy stuff. Thats right baby its here.All the snow flakes you can handle.I just got back into my house after shoveling the fuckin driveway and im fucking cold.Now its time to sit infront of the geek box and make a post.hey I just thought of some sweet shit Im going to take the water hose and put it in the street outfront of my house and maybe just maybe I can cause an accident.SWEET

-Peace-